Lindsey
March 10th, 2010 | Published in observation
I think the e-trade commercial should have featured an emaciated baby called Lindsey Lohan, wearing a love-bug helmet, and snorting coke. A milk-a-holic baby named Lindsey is too subtle. I frankly thought, “Man, Lindsey Vonn sure does like milk and is much younger than she appeared when skiing.”