Technology Princess
January 23rd, 2010 | Published in observation
I’ve become a technology princess. I can’t watch my hockey in regular definition any longer. I’ve grown so accustomed to the clarity, I can no longer see the puck in regular def and it now merely looks like frantic, uniformed angry skaters.
My a/v unit has some Dolby superfly THX setting that allows me to hear the curse words of the Hockey fans behind me when I watch the game. It’s so lifelike, I often throw things at the fans, but just leave marks on my ceiling. Now I throw a Mr Clean Magic Eraser, which cleans the existing marks, and shuts up the abusive fans just as effectively.