March 10th, 2010 | Published in observation
I think the e-trade commercial should have featured an emaciated baby called Lindsey Lohan, wearing a love-bug helmet, and snorting coke. A milk-a-holic baby named Lindsey is too subtle. I frankly thought, “Man, Lindsey Vonn sure does like milk and is much younger than she appeared when skiing.”
January 23rd, 2010 | Published in observation
I’ve become a technology princess. I can’t watch my hockey in regular definition any longer. I’ve grown so accustomed to the clarity, I can no longer see the puck in regular def and it now merely looks like frantic, uniformed angry skaters.
My a/v unit has some Dolby superfly THX setting that allows me to hear the curse words of the Hockey fans behind me when I watch the game. It’s so lifelike, I often throw things at the fans, but just leave marks on my ceiling. Now I throw a Mr Clean Magic Eraser, which cleans the existing marks, and shuts up the abusive fans just as effectively.
January 5th, 2010 | Published in observation
Often Coaches appear mean on the outside,which doesn’t always mean they are mean on the inside. I mean, what’s mean anyway?
January 5th, 2010 | Published in observation
We eat until our bodies grow beyond their capacity to live. And then we work our bodies beyond their capacity to work – to shrink them to a livable capacity.